Rats The Cost of Fish

So I came home to rats in my house and not wild ones but pet Rats and I was like wtf seriously rats. The wife said well just think about it you got fish I got rats it is only fair. And I said fair wtf you have rats. I was freakin out and then I saw these huge rat cages and all these pimped out toys and stuff and I said what did you sell yourself to pay for rats and stuff I could not stop laughing then but she got so mad. Her reply was you sleep on the couch and no loving. Yeah look what my fish got me sleeping on the couch and no loving dang gone it.

LOL

I hope the couch is in front of the fish tank.

thats funny shoot

lol, rodents are also highly susceptible to growths and tumors and stuff so have fun with that.

lol the forum has a bad word filter all i poot was s h i t thats not bad is it??

Lol go ahead and laugh at me it is not funny lol

my wife insisted on having an indoor rabbit. people would come over and say, "cool apartment but it smells like rabbit $#!%." i do not miss it.

lol hehe I agree I hate the inside smell of animal and when there is two rats running around makes me want to get rat traps hehe maybe I should go get a couple see what she says lol put them outside their cage and when she is like wtf. I will be like there is more where they come from lol you sleep on the couch and no loving lmfao

My son used to have two rats. They make great pets! Very friendly and smart.

See, guys, that's why you need to do like I did. Find the girl who loves fish too..lol

Oh now thats funny!
At least my BF only does computers and game stuff

did she trade your Wii for the rats???

LOL I had a pet rat when I was a kid. Not very interesting. And very smelly. Her name was sally and we had to put get down because she got a tumor. And I'm assuming your wife isnt going to have the heart to just let it die at home, or kill it, so you are looking at a good $1000 to euthanize a rat. My parents did anyways.....lol

have fun with that!

I say feed them to the fish!

$1000 to euthanize a rat? Cinder blocks are $2.00 each at Home Depot.

let me know if you ever need to euthanize... I will do it humanely, 50 bucks.

I'll pay YOU $50 to let me kill your pets.

That goes for anyone.

heh

the vet only charges $23 for a rabbit lethal injection, a rat should be only about 10 or 12.

Wow you guys are funny i told the wife all wnat ya said and said to her atleast i am not the only sane person in the world another night on the couch!!