Laugh for the day-Lottery

I see a lot who read these but not many comments-So hopefully these are funny and give you something to laugh about.

This one is called: Lottery

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

^ LOL!

Funny to read about what happens to many lottery winners.
http://www.businessinsider.com/17-lottery-winners-who-blew-it-all-2013-5?op=1

The main problem I see is that none of them were fishkeepers!   
We would know exactly what to do with that kind of money.

ive always loved hearing about how some lotto winner blew it all... never ceases to amaze me. of course id blow thru a good chunk, but id buy a nice house w/ a private lake (which i would then pop a greenhouse type cover over and stock with W.E i want!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA) after that maybe a nice amount of 2nd amend type purchases

Question is WHAT WOULD YOU DO??? what plans would come to fruition? lets hear those dreams fishkeepers

Anthraxx wrote:Question is WHAT WOULD YOU DO??? what plans would come to fruition? lets hear those dreams fishkeepers

I would finally get my arapaima!

DMD123 wrote:Funny to read about what happens to many lottery winners.
http://www.businessinsider.com/17-lottery-winners-who-blew-it-all-2013-5?op=1

The main problem I see is that none of them were fishkeepers!   
We would know exactly what to do with that kind of money.

  - giant fish tank and possibly one aquascaped by Amano himself . Then maybe a Lamborghini

fishNAbowl wrote: - giant fish tank and possibly one aquascaped by Amano himself . Then maybe a Lamborghini

What just 'a' Lamborghini?    Have to have one for each day of the week, that way you too can be one of those sad lottery winners who lost it all!   

they actually had a tv show about the winners, but it was soo depressing it only lasted about 6 episodes. Of those one couple was happy.. they went back to their simple life style and kept the money in the bank.

Anthraxx wrote:
Question is WHAT WOULD YOU DO??? what plans would come to fruition? lets hear those dreams fishkeepers

I'd pay off mortgage 1st., Invest portion of it in a business of some sort (something realistically profitable and with business operation management), and then buy another house next door - make it my fish house retrofitted for weight for all floors, each room has a theme- planted community tank room, african cichlid tank room - partitioned for the 3 lakes, South american tank room, central american tank room, saltwater reef tank room(basement), and multiple planted shrimp tanks room. Too much?